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« on: April 32, 04/18/10, 01:2010:29 PM »
- "Free Trip to heaven. Details Inside!"

- "Try our Sundays. They are better than Baskin-Robbins."

- "People are like tea bags - you have to put them in hot water before you know how strong they are."

- "Sign broken. Message inside this Sunday."

- "If you can't sleep, don't count sheep. Talk to the Shepherd."

- "Forbidden fruit creates many jams."

i found these in my church bulletin ill post for funny ones when i find them Smiley
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« Reply #1 on: April 30, 04/21/10, 06:2010:34 AM »
I love it! Bring it on more! I love the part abot sheep and shepherd.... SO TRUE!
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« Reply #2 on: April 37, 04/21/10, 06:2010:31 AM »
"Can't sleep at night? Come hear one of our sermons"
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Contemporary Night of Praise... Wonderful Worship!
« Reply #3 on: April 27, 04/21/10, 07:2010:46 PM »
Deacon...lol!!! Grin
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« Reply #4 on: May 03, 05/11/11, 04:2011:26 PM »
I am able to find some more...

"Walmart is not the only saving place"

"Stop, Drop, and Roll does not work in Hell"

"Prayer--wireless access to God with no roaming fee"

"Try Jesus! If you do not like him, the devil will take you back"
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