Born a Baptist (a Catholic story):

[Teckboy OCS]

Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill
and cook a venison steak. But, all of Bubba's neighbors were Catholic....
And since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on Friday.

The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a
problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their priest.

The Priest came to visit Bubba, and suggested that he become a Catholic.
After several classes and much study, Bubba attended Mass, and as the
priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, "You were born a
Baptist, and raised a Baptist, but now you are a Catholic."

Bubba's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived,
and the wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled the neighborhood.

The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors, and, as he rushed
into Bubba's yard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold
him, he stopped and watched in amazement.

There stood Bubba, clutching a small bottle of holy water which he
carefully sprinkled over the grilling meat and chanted:

You wuz born a deer, you wuz raised a deer, but now you a catfish.
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lol!...my dads Catholic, but my mom's side islike a northern Baptist, and we go to a Baptist church...so I see both sides

[PureKnight OCS]

OH BOY!!!!!!!

[TheLastSparten OCS]

now that is some good stuff right there. how do people think of  these things. 

[Cortath OCS]

Nice!

[LionOfJudah OCS]

haaaaaaaaaaaa