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 cute one also... may be true....
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« on: April 32, 04/23/08, 11:2008:23 AM »
Things you never hear in church..............
1. Hey! It's my turn to sit in the front pew.
2. I was so enthralled, I never noticed your sermon went 25 minutes over time.
3. Personally I find witnessing much more enjoyable than golf.
4. I've decided to give our church the $500 a month I used to send to TV evangelists.
5. I volunteer to be the permanent teacher for the Junior High Sunday School class.
6. Forget the denominational minimum salary, let's pay our pastor so he/she can live like we do.
7. I love it when we sing hymns I've never heard before!
8. Since we're all here, let's start the service early.
9. Pastor, we'd like to send you to this Bible seminar in the Bahamas.
10. Nothing inspires me and strengthens my commitment like our annual stewardship campaign!
11. I couldn't find space to park outside. Praise God!
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« Reply #1 on: April 59, 04/23/08, 11:2008:47 AM »
Oy...I'd LOVE to hear these things more...I'd love to see the heart of these things in people more...
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« Reply #2 on: April 46, 04/23/08, 02:2008:33 PM »

We are having our annual "pay down the mortgage" fund drive in June. I am going to include these in my power point presentation for it.
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« Reply #3 on: April 50, 04/23/08, 09:2008:13 PM »
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11. I couldn't find space to park outside. Praise God!

My ward has actually had this problem many times in the past few weeks.
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« Reply #4 on: April 19, 04/24/08, 06:2008:53 AM »
We've had that happen to us also, even on just a bible study night, have to pull out the folding chairs, I love those kind of services. Grin
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« Reply #5 on: April 57, 04/28/08, 10:2008:29 AM »
Quote from: PureKnight OCS on April 32, 04/23/08, 11:2008:23 AM
Things you never hear in church..............
7. I love it when we sing hymns I've never heard before!

Funny enough, I'm trying to get my church to adventure out more into the hynm book.
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"Is it nothing to you, all ye that pass by?" Lamentations 1:12
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