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"I am Proud to be an American crusading in the Arm
« on: April 32, 04/23/08, 11:2008:33 PM »
A Baptist preacher and his wife decided to get a new dog.

Ever mindful of the congregation, they knew the dog must also be a Baptist.

They visited kennel after kennel and explained their needs.
Finally, they found a kennel whose owner assured them he had
Just the dog they wanted.

The owner brought the dog to meet the pastor and his wife.

'Fetch the Bible,' he commanded.

The dog bounded to the bookshelf, scrutinized the books,
Located the Bible, and brought it to the owner
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'Now find Psalm 23' he commanded.

The dog dropped the Bible to the floor and showing the marvelous
Dexterity with his paws, leafed through and found the correct
Passage, then pointed to it with his paw.

The pastor and his wife were very impressed and purchased the dog.

That evening, a group of church members came to visit.

The pastor and his wife began to show off the dog,
Having him locate several Bible verses.
The visitors were very impressed.

One man asked, 'Can he do regular dog tricks, too?'

'I haven't tried yet,' the pastor replied.
He pointed his finger at the dog.
'HEEL!' the pastor commanded.

The dog immediately jumped on a chair, placed one paw
On the pastor's forehead and began to howl.

The pastor looked at his wife in shock and said,
'Good Lord! He's Pentecostal.'
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« Reply #1 on: May 27, 05/13/08, 08:2008:07 PM »
Now that is funny!  Cheesy
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« Reply #2 on: May 10, 05/14/08, 09:2008:24 AM »
 Roll Eyes
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For therein is the righteousness of God revealed from faith to faith: as it is written, The just shall live by faith.
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« Reply #3 on: May 52, 05/20/08, 12:2008:06 AM »
 Roll Eyes
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« Reply #4 on: June 06, 06/06/08, 08:2008:57 PM »
 Cool go pentecostals
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« Reply #5 on: December 31, 12/15/09, 03:2009:20 PM »
i've read this a few times, still get a laugh out of it
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Contemporary Night of Praise... Wonderful Worship!
« Reply #6 on: May 23, 05/21/11, 07:2011:31 PM »
I like it...just read this one LOL!!!
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« Reply #7 on: May 33, 05/22/11, 01:2011:13 PM »
You know the definition of a Baptist?

It is a Pentacostal with a muffler on.
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Contemporary Night of Praise... Wonderful Worship!
« Reply #8 on: May 09, 05/22/11, 02:2011:57 PM »
I SMITE THEE!!!!!... Grin
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« Reply #9 on: May 07, 05/23/11, 03:2011:50 PM »
Bwahahahahahaha  Grin
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« Reply #10 on: May 34, 05/23/11, 05:2011:57 PM »
lol
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"I am Proud to be an American crusading in the Arm
« Reply #11 on: May 07, 05/23/11, 06:2011:01 PM »
haaaahaaaahaaa?HuhHuhHuh? hey, wait a minute!!!  i resemble that remark...... Grin
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« Reply #12 on: May 02, 05/23/11, 07:2011:58 PM »
Proud to be pentcostal!  Cool
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