now this i understand!
The Hillbilly's Ten Commandments (posted on the wall at Cross Trails Church in Gainesboro, TN)
(1) Just one God
(2) Put nothin' before God
(3) Watch yore mouth
(4) Git yersef to Sunday meetin'
(5) Honor yer Ma & Pa
(6) No killin'
(7) No foolin' around with another feller's gal
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Don't take what ain't yorn
(9) No tellin' tales or gossipin'
(10) Don't be hankerin' fer yer buddy's stuff
Now that's kinda plain an' simple, don't ya think?
Y'all have a nice day.